March 2012
sebwilleatyou asked: but really... i know i'm a stranger, but a friendly one, and if you ever venture to the london/england area, i'm very accommodating.
sebwilleatyou asked: if you came to england for slam dunk, i'd buy you a foam finger AND be your personal tour guide.
Considering a personal travel loan to go to the Slam Dunk fest in Leeds. Only thing stopping me is lack of travel buddies (hint hint)..
February 2012
My ask box is being a loser so here.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I’m very picky about a good body.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Not really hey. I’m so chill.
TMI Tuesdays! →
why-tech:
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you...
happiness-for-dogs asked: new found gloryhole/balls out boy gig needs to happen
happiness-for-dogs asked: balls out boy
papercutwings asked: evan and i are venturing out to see your gig on saturday :) i can't wait to see you to be honest. what time does it start / do you go on? <3
takeallyourpictures:
When people automatically hate you because of people you associate with.
So I’m having the shittiest day ever and just as I’m about to finally walk through the door of my house where it can all be over, a bird fucking hits me in the face.
This is going to be hilarious tomorrow.
Liam Collier appreciation post.
FACT: 86% of Academy Award voters are 50 or older....
catfishers:
fat-bastard-mycroft:
mycroftismight:
weasleysgotstyle:
Source: http://thkpr.gs/xR6lKT
no
no that’s not why hp won nothing
Harry Potter doesn’t win anything because the Harry Potter movies aren’t very good.
And they certainly aren’t Academy Award material.
It’s not because 62 year olds do the voting.
Hahahahaha I love this
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
ATTN: KATT NELSON
hahahahahahhahaha
telescopics:
there is a special place in hell for people on peak hour public transport who think its totally cool to take up a whole seat just for their bags
FUCKING SCHOOL KID CUNTS WITH THEIR FUCKING BAGS THAT FIT PERFECTLY BETWEEN THEM AND THE SEAT IN FRONT OF THEM OR ON THEIR FUCKING LAPS. FUCK THEM ALL, FUCKING HIGH SCHOOLERS. FUCK YOU ASS HOLES, I GRADUATED 3 YEARS AGO OKAY, BOW DOWN TO...
Anonymous asked: what would it take to import you to the US?
Oh man, you know what’s worse? When someone finds out something bad happened to someone they know, so they’re all like “oh man, that’s horrible…and makes a great story I MUST ONE-UP THEM AND CREATE A SIMILAR STORY SO I CAN RECEIVE SYMPATHY POINTS RIGHT NOOOOOOOOWWWWW”
Balls.
I’ve found that some people tend to over dramatise aspects of their life because they want their lives to be like Skins or Almost Famous or whatever. Balls. That shit is balls. Annoying balls. You are balls. You are a hairy, sweaty, wrinkly pair of attention seeking testicles.
