thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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This is actually side that my nose ring sits on. Getting it done was a great life decision. Getting all my necklaces today was one too.
Hair update: I have a mop top. Ladies, take a number and form a line.
~Necklace game strong~
Are my meal before I could be fucked instagramming but yeah I got the ball rolling on my history paper and got some lunch at the loving hut today was groovy
lemonescent:

this is the first day of my life

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loveistheessenceoflife:

Haha

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laurenurgayisshowing:

jennwithtwons:

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knitmeapony:

Oh lord.

oh my god

No, but seriously…watch this.

Oop.

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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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i used to look hip and with it

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